So okay, I’ve decided that I don’t want to be skinny-skinny I just want to be a skinnier.
There are some distinct advantages to carrying a little extra weight:
You wont get knocked over in a strong wind.
You’re really easy to but presents for, one look and people know that you have an intimate relationship with chocolate. I really love See’s, if anyone is paying attention.
Deciding which restaurant to take you to on a dinner date is simple because you’ll eat just about anything as long as it’s not healthy.
It’s harder for you to be kidnapped, unless of course, the kidnappers have Twinkies, then all bets are off and I’ll follow them anywhere. Take me please, I love Twinkies. Especially the chocolate filled ones. YUUUMMMM!!